Friendships · Relationships · Sex

Advice Column: Curious George

Dear Ghetto Genius, I’ve come to you because if anyone knows how to get themselves out of a situation, it’s you.  Alright, so here’s the issue. I stopped by my buddies house the other day to drop off money I owed him and when I walked in, he wasn’t there but his sister was. We… Continue reading Advice Column: Curious George

Dating · Relationships · Sex

Advice Column: Back To The Future

Hey man, been following the blog for a minute and the shit is dope man and congrats on all the success but I need some advice! I’ve recently started dating a chick who has a lot of guy friends. The age old battle of fucking chess that is you and ‘The best friend who is… Continue reading Advice Column: Back To The Future

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Advice Column: Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star

Dear GG, Big fan and been following you for the last two years. Finally got your book and I have to say, you’re a crazy fuck. LOL. So I’ve been waiting to find a reason to write you and well, I think I have one as of last weekend. I’ve been dating this guy for… Continue reading Advice Column: Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star

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Advice Column: The Harmless Ex’s

Dear J-Wunder, I’ve been with my fiancé since December and in January, we found out she is pregnant. Anyways…a few weeks ago I found a dirty picture on her phone that her ex sent her, the screwed up part is she returned a picture of herself to him. Since then, I’ve been very suspicious of people she talks to,… Continue reading Advice Column: The Harmless Ex’s

Dating

Advice Column: Time To Make The Bagels

Dear Ghetto Genius, I want to ask a girl out to a movie or something. But the problem is that she is behind a counter at the local bagel store. I don’t know her name. One of my friends says just slip her a piece of paper with my phone number on it, and that… Continue reading Advice Column: Time To Make The Bagels

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Advice Column: Smells Like Fish, But Tastes Like Chicken

Hello Mr. Wonderfulllll I’m writing you because you got all the answers. And kinda thinking, maybe I need to get a little input from H-Bomb as well… Recently I told by hubby that I wanted to start bringing a third in the bedroom with us. And as third, I mean a woman. I’ve been with women… Continue reading Advice Column: Smells Like Fish, But Tastes Like Chicken

Dating · Relationships

Advice Column: Zero to Crazy In 60 Seconds

Dear GG, First of all your advice columns are the shit. Love the brutal honesty and the word play you use so I wana ask your opinion on my situation. Been dating this new chick for a month or so now. Most of the time shit is all sweet but occasionally she has the potential… Continue reading Advice Column: Zero to Crazy In 60 Seconds