Dating

Advice Column: Time To Make The Bagels

Dear Ghetto Genius, I want to ask a girl out to a movie or something. But the problem is that she is behind a counter at the local bagel store. I don’t know her name. One of my friends says just slip her a piece of paper with my phone number on it, and that… Continue reading Advice Column: Time To Make The Bagels

Dating · Relationships · Sex

Advice Column: Smells Like Fish, But Tastes Like Chicken

Hello Mr. Wonderfulllll I’m writing you because you got all the answers. And kinda thinking, maybe I need to get a little input from H-BombΒ as well… Recently I told by hubby that I wanted to start bringing a third in the bedroom with us. And as third, I mean a woman. I’ve been with women… Continue reading Advice Column: Smells Like Fish, But Tastes Like Chicken

Dating · Relationships

Advice Column: Zero to Crazy In 60 Seconds

Dear GG, First of all your advice columns are the shit. Love the brutal honesty and the word play you use so I wana ask your opinion on my situation. Been dating this new chick for a month or so now. Most of the time shit is all sweet but occasionally she has the potential… Continue reading Advice Column: Zero to Crazy In 60 Seconds

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Advice Column: That’s One Way To Be Single…

Dear Ghetto Genius, Is it wrong for me to ask my husband to taste his own cum? I mean, I swallow his stuff every time I go down on him and it’s not like I’m puking after. He doesn’t want to kiss me after I swallow unless I wash my mouth out or brush my… Continue reading Advice Column: That’s One Way To Be Single…

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Advice Column: He’s Just Not Into You

Dear Ghetto Genius, I would like to remain anonymous in this email. And I’m hoping for a bit of on going advice since my story is so complicated, but for now I’ll give you the basics. I met this guy, let’s call him “A”, at my work about four months ago and we’ve been sleeping… Continue reading Advice Column: He’s Just Not Into You

Relationships · Sex

Advice Column: Marriage Isn’t Great, If The Sex Isn’t

Hey GG, So, here’s my situation. I’m married to a great guy, who happens to suck in bed. When I’m in control, I can usually manage to get off before he does. Otherwise, he’s done before I’ve started. Even then, if it were still happening semi regularly, it would be bearable, but once or twice… Continue reading Advice Column: Marriage Isn’t Great, If The Sex Isn’t

Sex

Advice Column: The Art of Oral

Dear J, Ok, so my question or advice to you is – what is your advice on oral sex? I don’t mind giving blowjobs so I want to make sure if I’m doing it, I’m doing it right and who better to ask then the man who probably gets his dick sucked a lot! LOL.… Continue reading Advice Column: The Art of Oral